Zero F*cks
Comedy
Improv
Theatre

Zero F*cks

Zero • Professional company

45 minutes•Haldane Theatre
Zero, a New York City based improv comedy team, bring their quick wit and disgusting American humor to the Fringe with their debut show, Zero F*cks. This no-holds-barred comedy show is different every time, as they improvise a brand-new show on the spot based on an audience member’s suggestion. Come see this hot, funny and tastefully crass gaggle of New York performers known for their work at venues such as The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, Second City, Brooklyn Comedy Collective, iO Theater, The People’s Improv Theater, Magnet Theater and more. Chaos will ensue!
Event Details

Monday 17 - Saturday 22 August 2026

All performances at 10:00

6 performances

45 minutes

Haldane Theatre

Surgeons Quarter, Nicolson Street

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4 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Ticket Price

£10

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Frequently Asked Questions

How much are tickets for Zero F*cks?

Tickets for Zero F*cks are £10. You can purchase tickets through the official festival website.

Where is Zero F*cks being performed?

Zero F*cks is being performed at Haldane Theatre, located at Surgeons Quarter, Nicolson Street. The venue is in the heart of Edinburgh's festival district.

How long is Zero F*cks?

The performance runs for approximately 45 minutes.

How do I book tickets for Zero F*cks?

You can book tickets for Zero F*cks through the official Edinburgh Festival Fringe website. Click the "Buy tickets" button on this page to be directed to the booking system.

When is Zero F*cks showing?

Zero F*cks runs from 17 August 2026 to 17 August 2026. Check the official website for specific performance times.

What is Zero F*cks about?

Zero F*cks is a Edinburgh Festival Fringe production. For the full description and latest information, please visit the event page or the official festival website.

About This Comedy Show

Zero F*cks is a comedy performance at Haldane Theatre during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 45 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.

Venue: Haldane Theatre

Haldane Theatre is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • •Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
  • •Front row seats may involve audience interaction
  • •Check content warnings for adult material
  • •Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £10

Age Guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Zero F*cks represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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