You Straights Are F**ked Up!
Bona Broadcasting Ltd / Turan Ali • Professional company
Google Bona Broadcasting Ltd / Turan AliYou Straights Are F**ked Up!
By Bona Broadcasting Ltd / Turan Ali • Professional company
Google Bona Broadcasting Ltd / Turan AliAbout the show
Turan Ali, queer stand-up, storyteller, poet and ukulele player, presents a show demolishing the hilarious chaos of straight sex lives. Mixing personal stories, razor-sharp social commentary, stand-up, epic poetry and the campest ukulele songs imaginable, Ali shares his gay toolbox to help straights get the sex lives they dream of. Vibrant, edgy and totally unapologetic, this 60-minute show is for audiences aged 18 and over and takes place at Just The Spare Room.
Why see this show?
Turan Ali brings personal stories, social commentary, poetry and ukulele together in a show that is both raucously funny and genuinely frank. An original blend of forms that takes an outsider's view of straight relationships with warmth and mischief.
£8 (6)
Thursday 6 - Sunday 30 August 2026
All performances at 22:25
21 performances
60 mins
1 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
Where is it performed?
At Just The Spare Room, Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
What is the age guidance?
Strictly for ages 18 and over.
How much are tickets?
Tickets are £8, with a concession price of £6.
Are there content warnings?
The show contains scenes of a sexual nature and strong language and swearing.
What kind of show is it?
An alternative comedy and LGBTQ+ show mixing stand-up, personal storytelling, epic poetry and ukulele songs.
About This Comedy Show
You Straights Are F**ked Up! is a comedy performance at Just The Spare Room during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.
Venue: Just The Spare Room
Just The Spare Room is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
- •Front row seats may involve audience interaction
- •Check content warnings for adult material
- •Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £8 - £10
Age Guidance: 18+
Content Warnings: Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.You Straights Are F**ked Up! represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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