Toast

Toast

Jude GreenProfessional company

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60 minutesThe Dissection Room
A dark and unrelenting comedy about starving for your art. As negotiations with employers, agents and Universal Credit crumble, one actor drags you into a brutal and absurd takedown of the UK benefit system, the Cost of Living Crisis, and whether we value the art more than the people who make it. They'll go down swinging, but they will go down – maybe making a play about food poverty is the only way out of it? After all, closed mouths don't get fed. Winner of the Shedload-of-Future Fund 2026. 'Impeccably written... a completely captivating performer' (Liv Ello, Body Show).

About Jude Green

Toast, by Jude Green, is a new writing absurdist theatre show about one skint actor navigating universal credit. With the bennys at stake, they put on their best performance — Absolutely Not Angry At All — as oh-so-polite phone conversations in their best phone voice quickly descend into absurdity and chaos. The show grapples with broken systems and broken artists through breadstuffs. Performed at The Dissection Room, running 60 minutes, it is suitable for ages 16 and over. Tickets from £10.

Why see this show?

A show that uses the specific absurdity of phone holds and benefit admin to get at something genuinely sharp about the cost of pursuing art. Brutally funny and honest without leaning on easy sympathy.

Tickets

£10

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When

Thursday 6 - Sunday 16 August 2026

All performances at 12:10

11 performances

Duration

60 mins

Cast

2 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

Toast runs for 60 minutes.

Where is it performed?

The show takes place at The Dissection Room.

What age is it suitable for?

The show is recommended for audiences aged 16 and over.

Are there content warnings?

The show contains strong language and swearing.

How much are tickets?

Tickets start from £10. See the booking link on this page for full pricing details.

What kind of show is it?

Toast is a new writing absurdist solo theatre show about an actor dealing with universal credit and the systems around it.

About This Theatre Production

Toast is a theatre performance at The Dissection Room during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: The Dissection Room

The Dissection Room is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: £10 - £13

Age Guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Toast represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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