The Shit Table

The Shit Table

Don't Think Twice Theatre CompanyAmateur Company

Google Don't Think Twice Theatre Company
60 minutesDining Room
The Shit Table by Paul Howard. A fast-paced black comedy by writer Paul Howard (Bad Sisters, The Young Offenders) in which four people find themselves at the worst table at a wedding. Over the course of the play, each discovers why they have been placed at the table, and their lives will never be the same again. The show is a one-act, character-driven comedy combining sharp dialogue with escalating comic tension. Edinburgh Fringe premiere following two sell-out runs in Ireland.

About the show

The Shit Table is a fast-paced black comedy written by Paul Howard, who also wrote Bad Sisters and The Young Offenders. The one-act play follows four people who find themselves seated together at the worst table at a wedding. Over the course of the evening each discovers why they have been placed there, with consequences that change their lives. It runs for 60 minutes at the Dining Room venue, is suitable for ages 14 and over, and contains strong language. Presented by Don't Think Twice Theatre Company.

Why see this show?

A sharp single-location premise — four strangers at a wedding's worst table — gives this comedy a tight focus and genuine dramatic momentum. Paul Howard's writing credits suggest the dialogue will be worth hearing.

Tickets

£13 (12)

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When

Thursday 27 - Sunday 30 August 2026

All performances at 11:50

4 performances

Duration

60 mins

Cast

4 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 60 minutes.

Where does the show take place?

The show takes place at the Dining Room.

What is the age guidance?

The show is suitable for ages 14 and over.

Are there any content warnings?

The show contains strong language.

What does a ticket cost?

Tickets are £13.

Who wrote the show?

The Shit Table is written by Paul Howard, who also wrote Bad Sisters and The Young Offenders.

About This Theatre Production

The Shit Table is a theatre performance at Dining Room during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: Dining Room

Dining Room is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £13

Age Guidance: 14+

Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.The Shit Table represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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