The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me
Catherine Taaffe Productions and Suzanna Rosenthal Productions • Professional company
The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me
By Catherine Taaffe Productions and Suzanna Rosenthal Productions • Professional company
Book NowAbout the show
The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me is a dark comedy and LGBTQ+ theatre piece from Catherine Taaffe Productions and Suzanna Rosenthal Productions, performed at Playground 2 during the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. The show follows Kat — a woman with a rent-stabilised Brooklyn apartment and a business built on knowing what men want — until she meets Logan, a boxer who only wants to be friends. Deciding that if she cannot have him she will heal him, Kat embarks on a journey that asks what is more romantic than refusing to take no for an answer. Running for 60 minutes, the show is for ages 18 and over and carries warnings for scenes of a sexual nature, strobe lighting and strong language.
Why see this show?
Boldly written and darkly funny, this show puts a sharp, unsettling spin on obsession and romantic refusal. A New York character study with edge and humour — for adults who like their comedy with genuine discomfort.
Friday 7 - Sunday 30 August 2026
All performances at 21:50
23 performances
60 minutes
1 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026
£10
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
Where is it performed?
At Playground 2 during the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
What is the age guidance?
This show is for ages 18 and over.
Are there content warnings?
Yes — the show contains scenes of a sexual nature, strobe lighting, and strong language and swearing.
How much do tickets cost?
Tickets are £10.
About This Theatre Production
The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me is a theatre performance at Playground 2 during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: Playground 2
Playground 2 is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £10 - £13
Age Guidance: 18+
Content Warnings: Scenes of a sexual nature, Strobe lighting, Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.The Only Man Who Won't F*ck Me represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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