Steak Out

Steak Out

Ruaraidh MurrayProfessional company

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60 minutesBilliard Room
Two nights before Christmas, an Edinburgh granny, her boyfriend, her son and her one-year-old grandson rob Smedley's of Stockbridge (a butcher's shop in a wealthy Edinburgh neighbourhood) of all its best cuts. The heist is on! Will they get caught, will Christmas be cancelled, will they be in prison before the King's speech? Or will they get away scot-free with the meat theft of the century? Previous reviews: 'Quentin Tarantino meets Irvine Welsh' **** (Scotsman). 'Phenomenal' **** (Stage). 'A firecracker of a show' **** (Herald). 'Utterly hilarious' **** (List). 'Fantastic, gripping and gritty' ***** (Edinburgh Evening News).

About Ruaraidh Murray

Steak Out is a dark comedy piece of new writing by Ruaraidh Murray, performed at the Billiard Room. Set two nights before Christmas, the story follows an Edinburgh granny, her boyfriend, her son and her one-year-old grandson as they rob a butcher's shop in a wealthy Edinburgh neighbourhood of all its best cuts. The heist raises questions of whether they will be caught, whether Christmas will be cancelled, and whether they will end up in prison before the King's speech — or escape with the meat theft of the century. The show contains scenes of violence and strong language.

Why see this show?

A Scottish crime caper with genuine comic bite — Steak Out brings together an unlikely gang of characters in a heist that is as funny as it is tense. A fresh piece of new writing with real energy and local flavour.

Tickets

£10

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When

Wednesday 5 - Monday 31 August 2026

All performances at 19:00

25 performances

Duration

60 mins

Cast

3 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 60 minutes.

What is the age guidance?

This show is recommended for audiences aged 14 and over.

How much are tickets?

Tickets start from £10.

Where is the show performed?

The show takes place at the Billiard Room.

Are there any content warnings?

The show contains scenes of violence and strong language/swearing.

About This Theatre Production

Steak Out is a theatre performance at Billiard Room during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: Billiard Room

Billiard Room is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: £10 - £15

Age Guidance: 14+

Content Warnings: Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Steak Out represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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