Stand Up If You're Here Tonight

Stand Up If You're Here Tonight

Rocking Chair Test Productions Presents The Huntington's ProductionProfessional company

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60 minutesThe Dairy Room
'You've tried everything. Yoga. Acupuncture. You floated in salt water in the pitch black dark. You juiced, you cleansed. You got a mattress that fitted itself to your foetal form. You ate only rinds for three days and nights. You reached out, you looked within. You have tried, and yet here you are.' So begins this new play by Olivier-nominated playwright John Kolvenbach. Jim Ortlieb delivers a tour-de-force performance as a man bent by isolation and deeply in love with the audience itself.

About the show

Stand Up If You're Here Tonight is a new play by Olivier-nominated playwright John Kolvenbach, presented by Rocking Chair Test Productions at The Dairy Room during Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Jim Ortlieb performs as a man bent by isolation who is deeply in love with the audience itself. The immersive 60-minute comedy-theatre piece involves audience participation and is suitable for audiences aged 14 and over. Tickets are £9.

Why see this show?

A solo performance built around the audience as co-protagonist — Kolvenbach's writing puts isolation and need centre stage in an immersive setting that makes the relationship between performer and room the subject of the piece.

Tickets

£9

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When

Wednesday 5 - Monday 31 August 2026

All performances at 16:40

26 performances

Duration

60 mins

Cast

2 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Venue
The Dairy Room

Teviot Place

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 60 minutes.

Where does it take place?

It is performed at The Dairy Room as part of Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Is there an age guidance?

Yes, the show is suitable for audiences aged 14 and over.

How much do tickets cost?

Tickets are £9. See the booking link on this page for current ticket prices.

Is audience participation involved?

Yes, audience participation is a part of this show.

What kind of show is it?

It is an immersive comedy-theatre piece featuring a solo performance as a man in isolation who is deeply in love with the audience itself.

About This Theatre Production

Stand Up If You're Here Tonight is a theatre performance at The Dairy Room during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: The Dairy Room

The Dairy Room is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: £9 - £14

Age Guidance: 14+

Content Warnings: Audience participation

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Stand Up If You're Here Tonight represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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