Putting the Ass in Brass

Putting the Ass in Brass

Four Headed DragonSemi-professional company

Google Four Headed Dragon
50 minutesHaldane Theatre
Soap suds, brass bands and a 1970s sexual awakening. A cornet-playing youth cheerfully derailed by bum notes, feisty women and very questionable choices. From analogue grime to digital chaos, I've stumbled, squeaked and occasionally hit the right note, uncovering embarrassing truths and buried stories along the way. This one-man romp is a noisy, nostalgic revelation of identity and heritage from bigotry to the digital age. Sharp, cheeky and utterly unpolished, it's a blast through the past with all the wrong notes, laughs and just enough courage to blow me right out of the closet.

About Four Headed Dragon

Four Headed Dragon presents this one-man spoken word theatre show at the Haldane Theatre. Beginning with a cornet-playing youth and a brass band upbringing, the piece follows a life derailed by bum notes, feisty women and questionable choices — from soap suds and analogue grime through to digital chaos. The show traces a noisy, nostalgic journey of identity and heritage, from bigotry to a coming-out story, described as sharp, cheeky and utterly unpolished. It runs for 50 minutes and is suitable for audiences aged 12 and over.

Why see this show?

A one-man romp through heritage, identity and brass bands that is self-described as utterly unpolished — which is part of the charm. Personal, cheeky storytelling with a coming-out story at its heart.

Tickets

£12 (9)

Book Now
When

Monday 24 - Saturday 29 August 2026

All performances at 13:05

6 performances

Duration

50 mins

Cast

1 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Venue
Haldane Theatre

Surgeons Quarter, Nicolson Street

View on map
Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How long does the show run?

The show runs for 50 minutes.

How much are tickets?

Tickets are £12 (concession £9).

Where is the show performed?

The show is at the Haldane Theatre as part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

What is the age guidance?

The show is suitable for audiences aged 12 and over.

What kind of show is this?

It is a one-man spoken word theatre show about identity, heritage and a brass band upbringing.

About This Theatre Production

Putting the Ass in Brass is a theatre performance at Haldane Theatre during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 50 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: Haldane Theatre

Haldane Theatre is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £12

Age Guidance: 12+

Content Warnings: None

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Putting the Ass in Brass represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

Looking for more theatre shows at Edinburgh Festival 2026?

Browse all Theatre shows →

Similar events

More shows you might like

Loading similar events...

Data provided courtesy of the Edinburgh Festivals Listings API