Pirates: You Wouldn't Steal A Boat
By Spruce Moose Comedy • Amateur Company
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Pirates: You Wouldn't Steal A Boat is a comedy and theatre show by Spruce Moose Comedy, returning bigger, louder and sillier than before. After a dastardly betrayal, wannabe pirate captain Sharkbait Mulligan finds himself with just the clothes on his back and the rum in his chest. Together with first, best and only mate Louie, the pair race against time to hunt for revenge, gold and bootleg DVDs. Expect action-packed adventure, nautical nonsense and the real Orlando Bloom (not really). The show runs for 60 minutes at Other Yin, is suitable for ages 12 and above, and tickets are priced at £10.
Why see this show?
A high-energy pirate comedy with a self-aware silliness that earns its laughs through sheer commitment. Spruce Moose Comedy have built a show where the nautical nonsense is the point, and Sharkbait Mulligan's quest for revenge and gold makes for genuinely entertaining storytelling.
£10
Wednesday 5 - Monday 17 August 2026
All performances at 12:05
12 performances
60 mins
5 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
What age is this suitable for?
The show is suitable for ages 12 and above.
What does a ticket cost?
Tickets are priced at £10.
Are there any content warnings?
There are no content warnings for this show.
Where does the show take place?
The show takes place at Other Yin.
What is the show about?
After a dastardly betrayal, wannabe pirate captain Sharkbait Mulligan and his mate Louie race against time to hunt for revenge, gold and bootleg DVDs in an action-packed adventure filled with nautical nonsense.
About This Comedy Show
Pirates: You Wouldn't Steal A Boat is a comedy performance at Other Yin during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.
Venue: Other Yin
Other Yin is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
- •Front row seats may involve audience interaction
- •Check content warnings for adult material
- •Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £10 - £12.5
Age Guidance: 12+
Content Warnings: None
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Pirates: You Wouldn't Steal A Boat represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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