I'm The One Your Mother Warned You About
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I'm The One Your Mother Warned You About is a spoken word show at The Worker Room, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026, by Mike Rophone. A northern poet in a jazzy shirt addresses the room as if it owes him money, reading poems about childhood, fatherhood, and a future in which the nation admits it has made a mistake. Threaded through the show is a mostly imaginary rivalry with Simon Armitage for the role of Poet Laureate. Until that is resolved, he teaches poetry and waits. The show is described as bleak, deadpan, and strangely tender, skirting between kitchen-sink confessional and prophecy. The show runs for 45 minutes and is suitable for ages 16 and over.
Why see this show?
Mike Rophone delivers spoken word for people who enjoy discomfort and the sound of ambition grinding its teeth — bleak, deadpan, and strangely tender. A 45-minute show at The Worker Room that refuses to be anything other than its own peculiar self.
£7.50
Thursday 6 - Thursday 13 August 2026
All performances at 15:10
8 performances
45 mins
1 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 45 minutes.
What is the age guidance?
The show is suitable for ages 16 and over.
How much are tickets?
Tickets are £7.50.
Where does the show take place?
The show is at The Worker Room.
What type of show is this?
It is a spoken word and character comedy show — a northern poet reading poems about childhood, fatherhood, and an imaginary rivalry for the role of Poet Laureate.
Are there any content warnings?
Strong language/swearing is listed as a warning for this show.
About This Performance
I'm The One Your Mother Warned You About is a spoken word performance at The Worker Room during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 45 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
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Venue: The Worker Room
The Worker Room is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
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Booking Information
Ticket Prices: From £7.5
Age Guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing
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Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.I'm The One Your Mother Warned You About represents the creative spirit that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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