About the show
Everyone Sucks Here is a devised theatre piece from The Clemson Players, running 60 minutes at The Great Hall, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026. Inspired by online forums where people air their dirty laundry and seek vindication or judgment for their actions, the show presents four true stories ripped from the internet. Set up as a game show, characters compete head-to-head as the audience decides winners and losers — with each performance shaped differently by audience choices. Content includes bee stings, mixtapes, exiled exes and a catheter bag. Suitable for ages 16 and over; tickets are £7.
Why see this show?
A game show where the audience serves as judge and jury for four real-life disputes sourced from the internet. No two performances are the same — your verdict changes the outcome every time.
£7
Friday 7 - Tuesday 11 August 2026
Weekdays at 13:30 & 19:00 & 19:30, Weekends at 21:30
4 performances
60 mins
10 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
Where is it performed?
At The Great Hall, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026.
What is the age guidance?
Suitable for ages 16 and over.
How much do tickets cost?
Tickets are £7.
Does the audience get involved?
Yes — the show has audience participation and the audience decides winners and losers, making each performance different.
Are there any content warnings?
The show features audience participation and strong language/swearing.
About This Theatre Production
Everyone Sucks Here is a theatre performance at The Great Hall during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: The Great Hall
The Great Hall is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: From £7
Age Guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: Audience participation, Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Everyone Sucks Here represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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