Everyone Sucks Here
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Everyone Sucks Here

The Clemson Players • Amateur Company

60 minutes•The Great Hall
Inspired by online forums where people air their dirty laundry and seek vindication (or judgment) for their actions, The Clemson Players have created a comic romp through four true stories ripped from the internet. Are these characters guilty of being a**holes? Set up in a game show format, these characters go head-to-head in competition; each show is different as the audience decides winners and losers. Bee stings, mixtapes, exiled exes and a catheter bag (yes, you read that correctly), make for a rousing episode of Jerk or Justified.
Event Details

Friday 7 - Tuesday 11 August 2026

Weekdays at 13:30 & 19:00 & 19:30, Weekends at 21:30

4 performances

60 minutes

The Great Hall

25 Nicolson Square

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10 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Ticket Price

£7

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Frequently Asked Questions

How much are tickets for Everyone Sucks Here?

Tickets for Everyone Sucks Here are £7. You can purchase tickets through the official festival website.

Where is Everyone Sucks Here being performed?

Everyone Sucks Here is being performed at The Great Hall, located at 25 Nicolson Square. The venue is in the heart of Edinburgh's festival district.

How long is Everyone Sucks Here?

The performance runs for approximately 60 minutes.

How do I book tickets for Everyone Sucks Here?

You can book tickets for Everyone Sucks Here through the official Edinburgh Festival Fringe website. Click the "Buy tickets" button on this page to be directed to the booking system.

When is Everyone Sucks Here showing?

Everyone Sucks Here runs from 7 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. Check the official website for specific performance times.

What is Everyone Sucks Here about?

Everyone Sucks Here is a Edinburgh Festival Fringe production. For the full description and latest information, please visit the event page or the official festival website.

About This Theatre Production

Everyone Sucks Here is a theatre performance at The Great Hall during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: The Great Hall

The Great Hall is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • •Latecomers may not be admitted
  • •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £7

Age Guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: Audience participation, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Everyone Sucks Here represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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