Don't Flush Me Yet
George Williams and Alan Robinson-Rising • Professional company
Google George Williams and Alan Robinson-RisingDon't Flush Me Yet
By George Williams and Alan Robinson-Rising • Professional company
Google George Williams and Alan Robinson-RisingAbout George Williams and Alan Robinson-Rising
Don't Flush Me Yet is a surreal new comedy from George Williams and Alan Robinson-Rising, performed at the Haldane Theatre. When a lonely man's poo becomes sentient and begs not to be flushed, Patrick is drawn into an absurd odyssey through Brighton — encountering drag bars, fortune tellers, a sinister scientist, and the pursuit of Thames Water. At its heart, the show is about friendship, freedom, repression and emotional constipation. The show runs for 45 minutes and is suitable for ages 16 and over.
Why see this show?
Ridiculous in the best possible way — an absurdist comedy with genuine heart beneath the unhinged premise. Short, surreal, and very funny about the things people bottle up.
£10 (8)
Monday 24 - Saturday 29 August 2026
All performances at 21:20
6 performances
45 mins
2 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Don't Flush Me Yet about?
A lonely man named Patrick finds his poo has become sentient and begs not to be flushed, sending the pair on an absurd odyssey through Brighton involving drag bars, fortune tellers, a sinister scientist, and Thames Water.
How long is the show?
The show runs for 45 minutes.
What is the age guidance?
The show is suitable for ages 16 and over.
Are there any content warnings?
The show contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, scenes of a sexual nature, scenes of violence, and strong language/swearing.
How much do tickets cost?
Tickets are £10 (concessions £8).
Where does the show take place?
The show takes place at the Haldane Theatre as part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
About This Theatre Production
Don't Flush Me Yet is a theatre performance at Haldane Theatre during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 45 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: Haldane Theatre
Haldane Theatre is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: From £10
Age Guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of a sexual nature, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Don't Flush Me Yet represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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