Don't Flush Me Yet

Don't Flush Me Yet

George Williams and Alan Robinson-RisingProfessional company

45 minutesHaldane Theatre
When a lonely man’s poo becomes sentient and begs not to be flushed, Patrick is dragged into an absurd odyssey through Brighton. As the pair flee Thames Water, encounter drag bars, fortune tellers and a sinister scientist, Patrick is forced to confront his own repression, loneliness and emotional constipation. Ridiculous, heartfelt and gloriously unhinged, Don’t Flush Me Yet is a surreal new comedy about friendship, freedom and what happens when a lifetime of blockage finally gives way.
Event Details

Monday 24 - Saturday 29 August 2026

All performances at 21:20

6 performances

45 minutes

Haldane Theatre

Surgeons Quarter, Nicolson Street

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2 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Ticket Price

£10 (8)

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How much are tickets for Don't Flush Me Yet?

Tickets for Don't Flush Me Yet are £10 (8). You can purchase tickets through the official festival website.

Where is Don't Flush Me Yet being performed?

Don't Flush Me Yet is being performed at Haldane Theatre, located at Surgeons Quarter, Nicolson Street. The venue is in the heart of Edinburgh's festival district.

How long is Don't Flush Me Yet?

The performance runs for approximately 45 minutes.

How do I book tickets for Don't Flush Me Yet?

You can book tickets for Don't Flush Me Yet through the official Edinburgh Festival Fringe website. Click the "Buy tickets" button on this page to be directed to the booking system.

When is Don't Flush Me Yet showing?

Don't Flush Me Yet runs from 24 August 2026 to 24 August 2026. Check the official website for specific performance times.

What is Don't Flush Me Yet about?

Don't Flush Me Yet is a Edinburgh Festival Fringe production. For the full description and latest information, please visit the event page or the official festival website.

About This Theatre Production

Don't Flush Me Yet is a theatre performance at Haldane Theatre during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 45 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: Haldane Theatre

Haldane Theatre is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £10

Age Guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of a sexual nature, Scenes of violence, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Don't Flush Me Yet represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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