Catching a Cheese Pervert: A Priscilla Patton Mystery
Cheese Shop Productions • Professional company
Catching a Cheese Pervert: A Priscilla Patton Mystery
By Cheese Shop Productions • Professional company
Book NowAbout the show
Catching a Cheese Pervert: A Priscilla Patton Mystery is a 60-minute theatre comedy by Cheese Shop Productions at The Saloon Bar, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026. The show follows Priscilla Patton — Canada's favourite dairy heiress and most prominent anti-vegan influencer over 40 — as she races to uncover who is flashing local women with cheese before they spoil dairy's most important event of the year: The Butter Ball. Her questionable detective skills go up against Big Dairy in this show regrettably inspired by true events. Tickets are £6 and the show is suitable for adults only, ages 18 and up.
Why see this show?
Absurd, committed and very funny in its premise — a dairy heiress detective solving cheese-based crimes before the Butter Ball. The kind of wildly specific comedy that the Fringe does best.
Thursday 6 - Thursday 27 August 2026
All performances at 14:40
21 performances
60 minutes
2 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026
£6
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
What does it cost?
Tickets are £6.
What age is the show suitable for?
The show is for adults only — ages 18 and up.
Are there any content warnings?
Yes — the show contains distressing or potentially triggering themes and strong language/swearing.
Where is the show performed?
The show takes place at The Saloon Bar as part of Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026.
What is the show about?
Canada's favourite dairy heiress and anti-vegan influencer Priscilla Patton investigates who is flashing local women with cheese, racing to solve the case before The Butter Ball — dairy's most important event of the year.
About This Theatre Production
Catching a Cheese Pervert: A Priscilla Patton Mystery is a theatre performance at The Saloon Bar during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: The Saloon Bar
The Saloon Bar is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £6 - £12
Age Guidance: 18+
Content Warnings: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Catching a Cheese Pervert: A Priscilla Patton Mystery represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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