B*tch Eat Dog

B*tch Eat Dog

Melissa CarterSemi-professional company

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50 minutesJade Studio
A new kind of IUD insertion leads to rats being shoved down a cervix. Punch and Judy perform a gender-swapped adaptation of Moby Dick. A tradwife hawks her questionable raw milk wares and ultimately breastfeeds a member of the audience with one of her dozens of pendulous burlap boobs. B*tch Eat Dog is a puppet-filled sketch show that uses classical texts, feminist theory and singing willies to interrogate the gendered ethics of pursuit. The evening is hosted by a well-intentioned white man who flails wildly as his misguided attempts at ally-ship lead to a painful realisation.

About Melissa Carter

Melissa Carter presents B*tch Eat Dog at the Jade Studio — a puppet-filled sketch show that uses classical texts, feminist theory and physical comedy to interrogate the gendered ethics of pursuit. The 50-minute show includes a gender-swapped adaptation of Moby Dick, a tradwife character hawking questionable wares, and a well-intentioned white male host whose misguided attempts at allyship lead to a painful realisation. The show contains scenes of a sexual nature, strong language, and strobe lighting. It is for audiences aged 16 and over and tickets start from £12.

Why see this show?

Puppets, classical texts and feminist theory combine in a sketch show that is as intellectually curious as it is chaotic. Melissa Carter has built something genuinely strange and provocative — not one to see if you prefer your Fringe comfortable.

Tickets

£12

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When

Friday 7 - Saturday 29 August 2026

All performances at 22:00

21 performances

Duration

50 mins

Cast

3 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Venue
Jade Studio

The Royal Society of Edinburgh, 22-26 George Street

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 50 minutes.

Where is it performed?

B*tch Eat Dog is performed at the Jade Studio.

What is the age guidance?

The show is for audiences aged 16 and over.

How much are tickets?

Tickets start from £12.

Are there any content warnings?

Yes — the show contains scenes of a sexual nature, scenes of sexual violence, strobe lighting, and strong language/swearing.

What kind of show is it?

It is a puppet-filled sketch show using classical texts and feminist theory, featuring puppetry and physical comedy.

About This Theatre Production

B*tch Eat Dog is a theatre performance at Jade Studio during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 50 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: Jade Studio

Jade Studio is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: £12 - £15

Age Guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: Scenes of a sexual nature, Scenes of sexual violence, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.B*tch Eat Dog represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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