48 Chicken Nuggets in a Sequin Dress

48 Chicken Nuggets in a Sequin Dress

Charlie AshtonSemi-professional company

As he stares into hydrogenated, ultra-processed, non-brand-specific meat products bubbling away in a deep fat fryer for below minimum wage, award-winning comedian and runt-of-the-litter Charlie Ashton feels we’ve lost our way. For millennia, humanity lived in perfect harmony with nature, living in mud huts, taking mushrooms, squirming over each other in the filth. Then somewhere along the way some idiot put on a suit and ruined everything. A cathartic experience for anyone dreading Monday morning and Tuesday morning and Wednesday and every day until we die because they’ve upped retirement age to 120.

About Charlie Ashton

Charlie Ashton, a comedian who describes himself as the runt of the litter, stares into a deep fat fryer and wonders where humanity went wrong. His stand-up show meditates on a time when people lived in mud huts, took mushrooms and squirmed in the filth — before some idiot put on a suit. It is pitched as a cathartic experience for anyone dreading the working week, especially now that retirement age has been upped to 120. The show runs for 45 minutes at Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens) and is priced at £7.

Why see this show?

Ashton's down-to-earth riff on modern alienation, framed through the very specific misery of standing over a deep fat fryer for below minimum wage, is sharp, relatable and genuinely funny.

Event Details

Friday 7 - Sunday 30 August 2026

All performances at 17:20

24 performances

45 minutes

Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens)

25 Nicolson Square and Nicolson Square Gardens

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1 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026

Ticket Price

£7 (5)

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 45 minutes.

How much are tickets?

Tickets are £7, with a concession price also available — see the booking link on this page for current ticket prices.

What is the age guidance?

The show is suitable for audiences aged 14 and over.

Where is it performed?

The show takes place at Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens) as part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Are there any content warnings?

The show features audience participation and strong language/swearing.

About This Comedy Show

48 Chicken Nuggets in a Sequin Dress is a comedy performance at Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens) during Edinburgh Festival 2026. Running for 45 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.

Venue: Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens)

Nic 7 (Nicolson Square Gardens) is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
  • Front row seats may involve audience interaction
  • Check content warnings for adult material
  • Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £7

Age Guidance: 14+

Content Warnings: Audience participation, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2026

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.48 Chicken Nuggets in a Sequin Dress represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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