You Have Failed Me for the Last Time
The Optimiserables and New Celts Productions • Semi-professional company
Google The Optimiserables and New Celts ProductionsAbout the show
The Optimiserables and New Celts Productions present this satirical comedy thriller at Space 3 as part of Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Supervillain Friedrich von Fittervach plots world domination from his remote volcano base, but his workforce, right-hand man and investors fail to share his five-year plan. When MI6 agent Agent Blonde infiltrates the compound and sparks revolution, the vertically-challenged villain must fight to reclaim control before the corporation falls to the proletariat. The show runs for 80 minutes.
Why see this show?
A Bond-style comic satire full of bungling megalomania, class warfare and boardroom chaos. The Optimiserables and New Celts Productions pitch it at exactly the right level of absurd.
£8 (6)
Saturday 2 - Friday 22 August 2025
All performances at 12:15
11 performances
80 mins
6 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 80 minutes.
What is the age guidance?
This show is suitable for audiences aged 16 and over.
How much are tickets?
Tickets start from £8, with a concession rate of £6.
Where is it performed?
The show takes place at Space 3.
What are the content warnings?
The show contains strobe lighting and strong language.
What type of show is it?
It is a comedy and satire theatre piece.
About This Theatre Production
You Have Failed Me for the Last Time is a theatre performance at Space 3 during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 80 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: Space 3
Space 3 is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £8 - £11
Age Guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: Strobe lighting, Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.You Have Failed Me for the Last Time represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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