What If They Ate the Baby?
By Xhloe and Natasha • Semi-professional company
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What If They Ate the Baby? is a 50-minute absurdist queer two-hander at the Upper Theatre (Thrust), Edinburgh Festival Fringe, by semi-professional company Xhloe and Natasha. The show is about surveillance, American womanhood and bodily autonomy, told through the lens of three rules every housewife knows. Whispers of absent husbands, missing children and spaghetti recipes create an atmosphere where nothing can be fully trusted. Tickets are £13 (£10 concession), ages 14 and over. Contains scenes of a sexual nature and strobe lighting.
Why see this show?
A darkly funny and unsettling queer two-hander that threads domestic paranoia with sharp political bite. Sharp, strange and built for audiences who enjoy theatre that leaves you unsettled in interesting ways.
£13 (10)
Friday 1 - Saturday 23 August 2025
21:25, 13:45, 19:25
14 performances
50 mins
2 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the show about?
An absurdist queer two-hander about surveillance, American womanhood and bodily autonomy, filtered through a domestic world of housewife rules, absent husbands and suspicious recipes.
How long is the show?
50 minutes.
Where is it on?
At the Upper Theatre (Thrust), Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
How much are tickets?
£13, with concessions at £10.
What is the age guidance?
14 and over.
Are there any content warnings?
Scenes of a sexual nature and strobe lighting.
About This Theatre Production
What If They Ate the Baby? is a theatre performance at Upper Theatre (Thrust) during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 50 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: Upper Theatre (Thrust)
Upper Theatre (Thrust) is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: From £13
Age Guidance: 14+
Content Warnings: Scenes of a sexual nature, Strobe lighting
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.What If They Ate the Baby? represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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