The Spanking Goddess and Other Discarded Tales
Clare Murphy • Professional company
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By Clare Murphy • Professional company
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The Spanking Goddess and Other Discarded Tales is a spoken word storytelling show from Clare Murphy at the Netherbow Theatre. Murphy leads a romp through the untold myths of the Celts, exhuming the Celtic canon to bring back the wild women who never made the cut. A shapeshifter spanks her opponents, a queen balances on the point of a spear, heroes are defeated by mother-daughter warriors, and we witness the first divorce — and the woman won. Wicked tales of badass deities, feral fighters, unorthodox sex and goddess-on-goddess battles — not for the faint-hearted and definitely for grown-ups. The show runs for 60 minutes and is suitable for audiences aged 16 and over.
Why see this show?
Clare Murphy breathes life into Celtic myths that have been left out of the canon for a reason — they are too fierce, too female and too much fun. A masterly evening of storytelling that reclaims the women history forgot.
£16 (14)
Wednesday 20 - Sunday 24 August 2025
All performances at 18:45
5 performances
60 mins
1 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
What is the age guidance?
The show is suitable for audiences aged 16 and over.
Are there any content warnings?
The show contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, scenes of a sexual nature, scenes of sexual violence and scenes of violence. It includes descriptions of sex, bodies, sexual threat and death contextualised within mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.
Where is it performed?
It takes place at the Netherbow Theatre at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
How much do tickets cost?
Tickets are £16, with a concession rate also available. See the booking link on this page for current ticket prices.
What type of show is it?
It is a spoken word storytelling performance drawn from Celtic mythology.
About This Theatre Production
The Spanking Goddess and Other Discarded Tales is a theatre performance at Netherbow Theatre during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: Netherbow Theatre
Netherbow Theatre is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: From £16
Age Guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Scenes of a sexual nature, Scenes of sexual violence, Scenes of violence, More information Please note this performance contains descriptions of sex, bodies, sexual threat and death contextualised within a paradigm of mythic narrative, archetype and metaphor.
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.The Spanking Goddess and Other Discarded Tales represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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