About Ted Milligan
Ted Milligan: United is a live mockumentary comedy show by character comedian Ted Milligan, following Crubchester United Football Club. At rock bottom and relegated to non-league, the club is purchased by a 6-year-old billionaire — and the show asks whether they can win promotion. The production is directed by Martin Willis and follows Crubchester's fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players. It runs for 60 minutes at Bunker Three, tickets start at £9, and is suitable for audiences aged 14 and over.
Why see this show?
A tightly constructed mockumentary format with a brilliantly absurd premise — a 6-year-old billionaire buying a relegation-threatened football club. Character comedy with pace and a clear sense of comic world-building.
£9
Wednesday 30 July - Sunday 24 August 2025
All performances at 21:45
25 performances
60 mins
1 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Ted Milligan: United about?
A live mockumentary following Crubchester United Football Club, newly purchased by a 6-year-old billionaire, as they attempt to win promotion from non-league.
How long does the show run?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
How much do tickets cost?
Tickets start from £9.
What is the age guidance?
The show is suitable for audiences aged 14 and over.
Are there any content warnings?
The show contains strong language and swearing.
Where is the show performed?
Ted Milligan: United is performed at Bunker Three as part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
About This Comedy Show
Ted Milligan: United is a comedy performance at Bunker Three during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.
Venue: Bunker Three
Bunker Three is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
- •Front row seats may involve audience interaction
- •Check content warnings for adult material
- •Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £9 - £13
Age Guidance: 14+
Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Ted Milligan: United represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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