Singin' I'm No a Billie, She's a Tim

Singin' I'm No a Billie, She's a Tim

NLP Theatre CompanyProfessional company

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75 minutesLomond
Singin' I'm No a Billy, He's a Tim is the most successful touring Scottish theatre show of the modern era, and now they're back with a brand new re-write of the original show, but this time it's with an all-female cast! Because let's face it... it's not just the boys that are fanatical about their football teams. Singin' I'm No a Billie, She's a Tim will have you laughing so hard, you'll be begging for full time. Join Billie and Timmy on their journey of discovery. Are you singing their tune?

About the show

Singin' I'm No a Billie, She's a Tim is a comedy production by NLP Theatre Company — a brand new re-write of their popular Scottish theatre show, now featuring an all-female cast. The show follows Billie and Timmy on a journey of discovery centred on their fanatical support for their respective football clubs. Running for 75 minutes at Lomond, the production aims to have audiences laughing throughout. It is suitable for audiences aged 12 and over and contains strong language.

Why see this show?

A fresh, all-female take on a much-loved Scottish comedy that knows exactly what it wants to be — riotously funny and thoroughly football-mad. If you enjoy sharp ensemble comedy rooted in genuine passion for the game, this is a great night out.

Tickets

£21 (19)

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When

Wednesday 30 July - Friday 22 August 2025

All performances at 20:00

9 performances

Duration

75 mins

Cast

3 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025

Venue
Lomond

150 Morrison Street

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the show about?

The show follows Billie and Timmy on a journey of discovery, exploring the passionate, sometimes fanatical, world of football rivalry.

What is new about this version of the show?

This is a brand new re-write of the original show, featuring an all-female cast.

How long does the show run?

The show runs for 75 minutes.

What age is it suitable for?

The show is suitable for audiences aged 12 and over.

Are there any content warnings?

Yes, the show contains strong language.

How much are tickets?

See the booking link on this page for current ticket prices.

About This Comedy Show

Singin' I'm No a Billie, She's a Tim is a comedy performance at Lomond during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 75 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.

Venue: Lomond

Lomond is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
  • Front row seats may involve audience interaction
  • Check content warnings for adult material
  • Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: £21 - £23

Age Guidance: 12+

Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Singin' I'm No a Billie, She's a Tim represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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