Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show
By Massive Ferret • Semi-professional company
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Massive Ferret presents Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show at Just the Tonic at The Subway. The show follows the fictional Matthew Hayhurst — billed as your least favourite uncle's favourite comedian — on what he claims is a final tour through the highs and lows of his career, from the Music Halls of Victorian London to the brave new world of computers. Expect laughs, songs and what the show calls the greatest joke ever written. The show runs for 60 minutes and is for audiences aged 18 and above. Strong language is featured.
Why see this show?
A comedian crafting a whole fictional career arc as the premise of a show is a bold structural joke in itself. The mix of songs, laughs and tall stories from Victorian Music Halls to computers makes for an entertainingly shaggy farewell tour.
£9 (8)
Thursday 31 July - Sunday 24 August 2025
All performances at 20:30
20 performances
60 mins
2 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025
Frequently Asked Questions
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
Where is it performed?
At Just the Tonic at The Subway, as part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Is there an age guidance?
This show is for audiences aged 18 and above.
Is there any content I should be aware of?
The show contains strong language and swearing.
What can I expect from the show?
A whirlwind ride through a comedian's fictional career, with laughs, songs and what the show bills as the greatest joke ever written.
How much are tickets?
Tickets are £9, with a concession rate of £8.
About This Comedy Show
Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show is a comedy performance at Just the Tonic at The Subway during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.
Venue: Just the Tonic at The Subway
Just the Tonic at The Subway is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
- •Front row seats may involve audience interaction
- •Check content warnings for adult material
- •Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: From £9
Age Guidance: 18+
Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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