Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show

Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show

Massive FerretSemi-professional company

After 127 years at the top of the comedy game, Matthew Hayhurst is finally calling it a day. But not before one last shameless cash-grab! Join your least favourite uncle's favourite comedian for a whirlwind ride through the highs and lows of his career, from the Music Halls of Victorian London to the brave new world of computers. Expect a few laughs, a few songs and the greatest joke ever written. 'Captivating, unpredictable and very funny'(Chortle.co.uk). 'One to Watch' (The Times of London, 1898). 'A good friend to me' (Mr. Blobby).
Event Details

Thursday 31 July - Sunday 24 August 2025

All performances at 20:30

23 performances

60 minutes

2 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025

Ticket Price

£9 (8)

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How much are tickets for Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show?

Tickets for Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show are £9 (8). You can purchase tickets through the official festival website.

Where is Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show being performed?

Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show is being performed at Just the Tonic at The Subway, located at 71 Cowgate. The venue is in the heart of Edinburgh's festival district.

How long is Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show?

The performance runs for approximately 60 minutes.

How do I book tickets for Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show?

You can book tickets for Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show through the official Edinburgh Festival Fringe website. Click the "Buy tickets" button on this page to be directed to the booking system.

When is Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show showing?

Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show runs from 31 July 2025 to 31 July 2025. Check the official website for specific performance times.

What is Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show about?

Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show is a Edinburgh Festival Fringe production. For the full description and latest information, please visit the event page or the official festival website.

About This Comedy Show

Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show is a comedy performance at Just the Tonic at The Subway during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.

Venue: Just the Tonic at The Subway

Just the Tonic at The Subway is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
  • Front row seats may involve audience interaction
  • Check content warnings for adult material
  • Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £9

Age Guidance: 18+

Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Matthew Hayhurst: Retirement Show represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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