Jack Off the Beanstalk: An Adult Pantomime

Jack Off the Beanstalk: An Adult Pantomime

The Backdoor PlayersAmateur Company

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50 minutesWillow Studio
Jack’s off, his beanstalk’s throbbing and the fairies are filthier than your browser history. When Jack trades his dried-up old cow for a handful of magic beans (and a sticky situation), he’s forced into a world of sexually frustrated giants, dodgy boy bands and celebrity geese. Expect dodgy jokes, a dodgier cast and a Dame who's been milked more than the cow she’s flogging. It’s pure panto mayhem – just dirtier, louder and with a guaranteed happy ending. Leave the kids at home.

About the show

Jack Off the Beanstalk is an adult pantomime from The Backdoor Players, turning the classic fairy tale on its head with rude humour and chaos. Jack trades his cow for magic beans and stumbles into a world of sexually frustrated giants, dodgy boy bands and celebrity geese. Expect a Dame who has been well and truly milked, a cast of questionable character and non-stop panto mayhem — just louder, dirtier and with a guaranteed happy ending. Strictly for grown-ups.

Why see this show?

If you fancy a panto that leaves the wholesome stuff at the door, this is your show. The Backdoor Players deliver gleefully filthy jokes, broad characters and the kind of shameless silliness that makes Edinburgh Fringe worth attending.

Tickets

£10

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When

Monday 11 - Saturday 16 August 2025

All performances at 17:30

6 performances

Duration

50 mins

Cast

8 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025

Venue
Willow Studio

322 Lawnmarket

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 50 minutes.

What does a ticket cost?

Tickets are £10.

Is this show suitable for children?

No — the show is strictly for audiences aged 18 and over.

Where does the show take place?

It is performed at Willow Studio.

Are there content warnings?

Yes: audience participation, nudity, scenes of a sexual nature, and strong language.

About This Comedy Show

Jack Off the Beanstalk: An Adult Pantomime is a comedy performance at Willow Studio during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 50 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.

Venue: Willow Studio

Willow Studio is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
  • Front row seats may involve audience interaction
  • Check content warnings for adult material
  • Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £10

Age Guidance: 18+

Content Warnings: Audience participation, Nudity, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Jack Off the Beanstalk: An Adult Pantomime represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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