Hairy B*stard

Hairy B*stard

Molly FarquharProfessional company

40 minutesHaldane Theatre
Meet Magenta. This 20-something icon is confident, creative and incredibly hairy – particularly on her face. Tonight she's going on a date – perhaps he'll be the love of her life! Or perhaps he'll just stare at her moustache. Either way, its time to pop a pill (birth control), wax ya eyebrows and throw on a primarni dress, because tonight – this hairy bastard is hitting the town! This semi-autobiographical play is based around the writer's experience with hirsutism and PCOS. Full of lots of interactive, challenging and comedic moments – this one woman show is hair-raising!

About Molly Farquhar

Hairy B*stard is a solo show written and performed by Molly Farquhar at the Haldane Theatre. It follows Magenta, a confident, creative and incredibly hairy protagonist — particularly on her face — as she prepares for a date that might change her life. Semi-autobiographical, the play draws on the writer's experience with hirsutism and PCOS, exploring the realities of navigating body image and self-acceptance with sharp comedy. Full of interactive, challenging and comedic moments, the show runs for 40 minutes and is described as hair-raising.

Why see this show?

An honest, funny and bold one-woman show that tackles hirsutism and body image head-on, without apology. Molly Farquhar's semi-autobiographical writing makes it feel genuine and vivid. A memorable and original piece of solo theatre.

Event Details

Monday 18 - Saturday 23 August 2025

All performances at 18:20

6 performances

40 minutes

1 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025

Ticket Price

£10 (8)

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Hairy B*stard about?

It follows Magenta, a young woman preparing for a date while navigating life with hirsutism and PCOS. Semi-autobiographical, the solo show blends comedy with candid personal experience.

How long is the show?

The show runs for 40 minutes.

Where is it performed?

The show is performed at the Haldane Theatre as part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

What is the age guidance?

The show is suitable for audiences aged 16 and over.

How much are tickets?

Tickets are £10, with a concession price of £8.

Are there any content warnings?

The show contains audience participation, scenes of a sexual nature, and strong language and swearing.

About This Theatre Production

Hairy B*stard is a theatre performance at Haldane Theatre during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 40 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: Haldane Theatre

Haldane Theatre is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £10

Age Guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: Audience participation, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Hairy B*stard represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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