About Fag Packet
DYKE Systems Ltd is a cabaret theatre piece from Fag Packet, following Sally and Susan — self-described Dynamic, Young, Knowledgeable Entrepreneurs — who invite audiences to their latest seminar for a mysterious and potentially lucrative business opportunity. As mistakes of the past catch up with them, the pair find themselves in a race against time to sell their product and evade the law. The show runs 60 minutes at the Cellar and contains audience participation.
Why see this show?
A sharp LGBTQ+ cabaret comedy that skewers pyramid-scheme culture through two brilliantly unhinged characters. Expect audience interaction, big laughs and a surprisingly tense finale.
£10
Wednesday 30 July - Monday 25 August 2025
All performances at 15:00
24 performances
60 mins
2 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025
Frequently Asked Questions
What is DYKE Systems Ltd about?
Sally and Susan, self-styled Dynamic, Young, Knowledgeable Entrepreneurs, invite audiences to their latest seminar — a mysterious business opportunity that rapidly unravels as their past catches up with them.
How long is the show?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
Are there content warnings?
Yes — there is audience participation, scenes of a sexual nature, and strong language and swearing. The show also uses flashing lights and haze.
What is the age guidance?
The show is suitable for ages 16 and above.
Where is the show performed?
At the Cellar as part of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
How much are tickets?
Tickets are £10. See the booking link on this page for current ticket prices.
About This Theatre Production
DYKE Systems Ltd is a theatre performance at Cellar during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.
Venue: Cellar
Cellar is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
- •Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
- •Latecomers may not be admitted
- •Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £10 - £13
Age Guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: Audience participation, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing, More information Flashing lights and haze.
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.DYKE Systems Ltd represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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