Ding Dong! Avon Calling

Ding Dong! Avon Calling

Queen Mary Theatre CompanyStudent/Youth company

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45 minutesTheatre 2
Four ladies, one Costa coffee, a bleached moustache and a dream. It’s 2008, the Sugababes are at number 1, side-fringes are everywhere, and skinny jeans are in! Step inside the world of Avon’s beauty pyramid scheme and join an eclectic gaggle of Woking’s hottest pyramid schemers as they prepare for the “bonanza of the century!” Bring your prosecco and a mini quiche, this soiree is about to get messy! How will new girl Frankie (not Frankie Bridge from the Saturdays) disrupt this pecking order, as we unveil the cracks beneath the polished surface of the beauty industry?

About the show

Queen Mary Theatre Company's new comedy Ding Dong! Avon Calling is set in the world of Avon's beauty pyramid scheme, centred on a group of Woking's most enthusiastic pyramid schemers preparing for the bonanza of the century. The story follows what happens when new girl Frankie disrupts the pecking order — with prosecco, mini quiches and a bleached moustache all playing a part. A student and youth company production running for 45 minutes in Theatre 2, the show carries warnings for distressing themes and strong language. Suitable for ages 14 and over.

Why see this show?

A sharp new comedy about the beauty industry's underbelly — part sisterhood, part satire, with the energy of a house party that has gone delightfully off the rails.

Tickets

£9.50 (7.50)

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When

Monday 11 - Friday 22 August 2025

All performances at 14:50

6 performances

Duration

45 mins

Cast

4 performers

Festival

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025

Venue
Theatre 2

Nicolson Street

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long does the show run?

The show runs for 45 minutes.

What is the age guidance?

The show is suitable for audiences aged 14 and over.

How much are tickets?

Tickets are £9.50 (concession rate also available — see the booking link on this page for current ticket prices).

Where is the show performed?

Ding Dong! Avon Calling is performed in Theatre 2 at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Are there any content warnings?

Yes — the show contains distressing or potentially triggering themes and strong language/swearing.

About This Theatre Production

Ding Dong! Avon Calling is a theatre performance at Theatre 2 during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 45 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Experience compelling storytelling brought to life by talented performers. Theatre at Edinburgh ranges from intimate black box productions to grand stage spectacles.

Venue: Theatre 2

Theatre 2 is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Check for trigger warnings if sensitive to certain topics
  • Most Fringe theatre runs without interval
  • Latecomers may not be admitted
  • Consider matinee performances for a relaxed experience

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £9.5

Age Guidance: 14+

Content Warnings: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Ding Dong! Avon Calling represents the theatrical innovation that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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