Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won't Stop Growing
Comedy
Stand-up
Absurdist

Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won't Stop Growing

Cobin Millage • Semi-professional company

50 minutes•The Wee Room
Cobin stood there, watching the grass. It didn't appear to be moving at all. But he wasn't fooled, for he knew the truth. It was coming for him. It was relentless. 'F*ck this grass. Grass is lame,' said Cobin as he threw down the hedge trimmers and lifted a can of hairspray and a lighter. 'F*ck you, grass,' he mumbled as the flames began to fly. 'Cobin Millage has become an expert' (Chortle.co.uk). 'This is anti-comedy... Inside baseball for freaks of the stand-up form' (Comedy.co.uk).

About Cobin Millage

Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won't Stop Growing is an absurdist stand-up show at The Wee Room. Cobin Millage constructs a deadpan comic universe around a man convinced the grass outside is a relentless, creeping enemy. The show leans into anti-comedy and what has been described as inside baseball for freaks of the stand-up form. It runs 50 minutes, costs £5, and is suitable for ages 18 and over.

Why see this show?

Cobin Millage's absurdist logic turns the mundane into something genuinely peculiar. If you like stand-up that pulls apart its own conventions, this is the kind of Fringe show that rewards the adventurous.

Event Details

Friday 1 - Monday 25 August 2025

All performances at 20:45

24 performances

50 minutes

The Wee Room

139 Cowgate

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1 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025

Ticket Price

£5

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 50 minutes.

Where does the show take place?

The show is at The Wee Room.

What is the age guidance?

Suitable for ages 18 and over.

How much do tickets cost?

Tickets are £5.

What kind of comedy is this?

The show is described as absurdist and anti-comedy stand-up.

Are there any content warnings?

The show contains audience participation and strong language/swearing.

About This Comedy Show

Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won't Stop Growing is a comedy performance at The Wee Room during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 50 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.

Venue: The Wee Room

The Wee Room is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • •Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
  • •Front row seats may involve audience interaction
  • •Check content warnings for adult material
  • •Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: From £5

Age Guidance: 18+

Content Warnings: Audience participation, Strong language/swearing

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Cobin Millage: A Losing Battle With Grass That Just Won't Stop Growing represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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