Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ Off to Mars
Off the Kerb Productions • Professional company
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Google Off the Kerb ProductionsAbout the show
Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ Off to Mars is a stand-up hour from Off the Kerb Productions, playing at the Cabaret Bar at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Parsons, billed as a stand-up comedian, presents 60 minutes of comedy about life being hard, taking a comedic approach to everyday difficulties. The show costs £12, carries a strong language warning, and is suitable for audiences aged 16 and over.
Why see this show?
A 60-minute stand-up hour about life being hard — from a comedian who makes no promises beyond laughs. At £12, it is a straightforwardly good-value night at the Fringe for anyone who wants topical comedy without the self-help framing.
£12
Wednesday 30 July - Sunday 10 August 2025
18:50, 14:40
12 performances
60 mins
1 performers
Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the show about?
Andy Parsons presents a stand-up hour about how life is hard, approached with comedy.
How long does it run?
The show runs for 60 minutes.
What does it cost?
Tickets start at £12.
What is the age guidance?
The show is suitable for audiences aged 16 and over.
Are there any content warnings?
The show contains strong language and swearing.
Where is it performed?
The show takes place at the Cabaret Bar at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
About This Comedy Show
Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ Off to Mars is a comedy performance at Cabaret Bar during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.
Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.
Venue: Cabaret Bar
Cabaret Bar is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.
Tips for Attending
- •Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
- •Front row seats may involve audience interaction
- •Check content warnings for adult material
- •Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks
Booking Information
Ticket Prices: £12 - £17
Age Guidance: 16+
Content Warnings: Strong language/swearing
Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.
Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025
Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ Off to Mars represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.
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