Alice Cockayne: Licensed. Professional. Trained. Qualified.

Alice Cockayne: Licensed. Professional. Trained. Qualified.

Alice CockayneProfessional company

60 minutesBunker Two
Ratty wig girl. Business b*tch. Working momma. Tippy tap tap queen Alice Cockayne is back with an hour of intellectual prophecy. Strap in for a whirlwind of pure late-night nonsense that will leave you thinking about this night for the rest of your life. Alice is a writer and performer for BBC Radio 4's Time of the Week. British Comedy Guide's Top 20 shows 2023. Nominated for Best Newcomer at the ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards. 'Individuality and brilliance from a fascinating performer' (LMAOnaiseComedy.com). 'Exciting new talent' (Comedy.co.uk). Directed by Jonathan Oldfield.

About Alice Cockayne

Alice Cockayne is a writer and performer known for BBC Radio 4's Time of the Week and her nomination for Best Newcomer at the ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards. This 60-minute show at Bunker Two combines character comedy and alternative comedy in what the listing calls an hour of intellectual prophecy — a whirlwind of late-night nonsense. Directed by Jonathan Oldfield, the show is for audiences aged 16 and over. Tickets from £9. Contains flashing lights and haze, audience participation, scenes of a sexual nature, strobe lighting, and strong language.

Why see this show?

Alice Cockayne plays multiple personas — ratty wig girl, business type, working mother — in a show that promises to stay with you. Directed by Jonathan Oldfield and priced from £9, it is a sharp and idiosyncratic hour that refuses to sit still.

Event Details

Wednesday 30 July - Sunday 24 August 2025

All performances at 22:40

24 performances

60 minutes

1 performers

Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2025

Ticket Price

£9

Additional Information

Frequently Asked Questions

How long is the show?

The show runs for 60 minutes.

What is the ticket price?

Tickets start at £9.

What is the age guidance?

The show is suitable for audiences aged 16 and over.

Where is it on?

At Bunker Two, Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Are there any content warnings?

Yes — the show contains audience participation, scenes of a sexual nature, strobe lighting, strong language/swearing, flashing lights and haze.

What style of comedy is it?

It is alternative comedy and character comedy, described as an hour of intellectual prophecy and late-night nonsense.

About This Comedy Show

Alice Cockayne: Licensed. Professional. Trained. Qualified. is a comedy performance at Bunker Two during Edinburgh Festival 2025. Running for 60 minutes, this show is part of the world's largest arts festival, bringing together performers and audiences from across the globe.

Expect an evening of laughter with professional comedians delivering their best material. Most comedy shows at Edinburgh run for 50-60 minutes, perfect for fitting multiple shows into your day.

Venue: Bunker Two

Bunker Two is one of Edinburgh's Festival venues, hosting a variety of performances throughout August. Located in the heart of the city, the venue is accessible by public transport and within walking distance of other Festival locations.

Tips for Attending

  • Arrive 10-15 minutes early for the best seats
  • Front row seats may involve audience interaction
  • Check content warnings for adult material
  • Many venues have a bar for pre-show drinks

Booking Information

Ticket Prices: £9 - £13

Age Guidance: 16+

Content Warnings: Audience participation, Scenes of a sexual nature, Strobe lighting, Strong language/swearing, More information Contains flashing lights and haze

Book early to avoid disappointment. Popular shows sell out quickly during Edinburgh Festival.

Part of Edinburgh Festival 2025

Edinburgh Festival transforms Scotland's capital into the world's leading cultural destination every August. With thousands of performances across hundreds of venues, the festival offers unparalleled choice for culture lovers.Alice Cockayne: Licensed. Professional. Trained. Qualified. represents the comedy excellence that makes Edinburgh Festival unique.

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